Kites for a Cure – May 26, 2012

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IBO is searching for…

Interchange Business Organization is looking to bring in new members to existing groups. IBO is as an organization that focuses on its member’s success. It is our belief the better members do the more successful everybody is. It is IBO’s goal to help businesses grow through qualified business development groups that pass referrals.

All of IBO’s groups are seeking qualified members in several industries.

Exchange – Grow – Thrive

Listed are some specific industries each of the group is focused on finding.

The Interchange – Glen Head
Real Estate Broker – Payroll – Workers Comp Attorney – Printer – Security – AFLAC – Computer Tech – Acupuncturist – Chiropractor

Reliance – Carle Place
Real Estate – Office Supplies – Merchant Services – Phone Services – Insurance – Construction Trades – Marketing/ Advertising – Legal (All specialties) – AFLAC – Handyman – Merchant Services – Acupuncturist – Printer – Phone service – Events – Auto services

Synergy – Plainview
Insurance – Real Estate – Merchant Services – Home Inspector – Handy Man – Accountant – Acupuncturist – Chiropractor – Construction Trades – Mover – Promotions – Legal – Security – Telecommunications – Office cleaners – Business Consultant

Paragon – Wantagh
Accountant – Handy Man – Events – Printer – Promotional Products – Event Planner – AFLAC – Merchant Services – Acupuncturist – Chiropractor – Mover – Telecommunications – Food Service

Horizon – Rockville Centre
Office Supplies – Merchant Services – Printer – Phone System – Computer – Accountant – Financial Planner – Legal (All specialties) – Event Planner – Web Developer – Merchant Services – Computer Tech – Acupuncturist – Chiropractor – Payroll – Promotions – Security – Marketing/ Advertising – Auto services – Banking

You can learn about IBO members and their industries on the group’s website www.meetibo.com. All groups are listed on the left.

Exchange – Grow – Thrive

Regards,
Tom

Tom Gibson
Interchange Business Organization
516-801-4779
tgibson@meetibo.com
www.meetibo.com

Job Opening at Teresa’s Family Cleaning..

Seeking Part-Time E-Marketer

Mon-Friday 9am-1pm at our Rocky Point, NY location. Must have knowledge with Word Press editing, Social Media Skills, organic Google analytics, and some SEO skills.  631-744-4021 or Fax resume’ 631-744-4208

Strictly Business Trade Show May 8th

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Get a Free Vendor Table at Women’s Wellness Event this Sunday

YMCA, 125 Dosoris Lane, Glen Cove
11 AM – 2 PM
Vendors to arrive at 10:30 AM

For more info:
http://www.meetup.com/The-Wellness-and-Entrepreneurs-Exchange/

Action Long Island is seeking VOLUNTEERS…

Action Long Island is seeking VOLUNTEERS for the 2012 Business to Business Networking Event on Thursday, May 10th, 2012 from 7:00am to 10am at the Crest Hollow Country Club for registration, greeting guests, helping set up, making sure the vendors have everything they need etc. If you are interested in being a volunteer, please contact us at 631-425-2700 or email info@actionlongisland.org at your earliest convenience.

Thank you in advance. We look forward to your reply!

Sincerely,
Action Long Island Team

 

FREE Comedy Showcase for Long Island Military Veterans

Saturday, April 28th @ 3pm
The Paramount will welcome Long Island Military Veterans and their families at a special FREE Comedy Showcase on Saturday, April 28th at 3pm.   “We’re excited to be partnering with The Paramount on this big show” said comedian Paul Anthony who produces The Paramount Comedy Series. “Tickets for this special performance are being made absolutely FREE to all Long Island Veterans and Veteran organizations across Long Island. The show is just a simple way to say thank you, and recognize the local military personnel, veterans and their families for their important contributions.”
The Paramount approached Anthony with the idea after hearing about Our Heroes Night Out, a program that brings entertainment to the homeless vets at the Northport V.A. Medical Center. “It all came together very quickly”, he said. “Laughter has the ability to bring people together, and that’s really what we’re hoping to achieve here. We’re hoping to bring laughter and fun into the lives of the Long Island Veteran community. With the Paramount Comedy Series quickly becoming the most popular comedy showcase on Long Island, we’re making plans for this special performance to be a very memorable one” said Anthony.

Showtime is 3 pm on Saturday, April 28th at The Paramount. Tickets will be available through local Veteran’s organizations, by e-mail at vets@paramountny.com, or veterans with military ID can pick up their FREE tickets at The Paramount Box Office – while supplies last. The Box Office is open daily from 12 noon – 6pm and ’til 9 pm during events.

Comedians scheduled to perform include: Maria Walsh (“America’s Naughtiest Mommy” and national headliner) and Chris DiStefano (direct from Caroline’s and the N.Y.C. comedy scene). Hosted by Paul Anthony.  More comedians to be announced soon!

Strawberry Fields Beatles Tribute Band Concert – April 28th

JOB OFFER : senior network technician

CMIT Solutions of North Nassau is looking for an experienced senior network technician, willing to join on a part time basis in the beginning.  Most probably that technician will be shared between 3 or 4 franchisees in Long Island.
You must have Server experience, not just desktops.
Send your resume to:  hhassouni.resumes@cmitsolutions.com

CMIT Solutions of North Nassau, 23 South Drive, Roslyn

http://www.cmitsolutions.com/northnassau

Freedom from TELEMARKETERS

17. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can’t sell to employees.

16. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, “Oh my God!” and then hang up.

15. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

13. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

12. Tell the Telemarketer, “Okay, I’ll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I’m not wearing any clothes.”

11. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up . . . louder . . . louder . . .

10. When they ask “How are you today?” Tell them! “I’m so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died….”

9. If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

8. Cry out in surprise, “Judy! Is that you? Oh my! Judy, how have you been?” Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, “I don’t have any friends… would you be my friend?”

6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you are just about to file for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

5. Tell the telemarketer you are on ‘home incarceration’ and ask if they could bring you a case of beer and some chips.

4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say “I guess you don’t want anyone bothering you at home, right?” The telemarketer will agree and you say, “Now you know how I feel!”

2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. “Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how’s your momma?”

And, first and foremost:

1. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down…

Have a great week

“NOTICE: The above have all been tested and approved for use on telemarketers. No animals were harmed in the testing.”