Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Thank you, David Gussin of 516ADS.com for the laugh 😉

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat,
they talk about their moonshine operation.

… Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she
is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
‘Kin ya swallar?’
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to
turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his
table.

His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick
Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’ 🙂

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2 responses to “Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

  1. Was that the south shore? 😉

  2. PS – I’ve already told that joke three times today. Thanks, Dave.

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